Sunday, January 24, 2016

What Would My God Do?

Or: How to Randomly Generate my Shiny New Cleric's Religion

Sometimes you just need to know how your god feels about something. In those cases, roll a D6. Or grab a blank D6 and write these words on it. That's even more convenient.
  1. Sacred! This is an object of reverence! Make sure it is respected and protected.
  2. Acquire! Such a thing is good fortune! Try to obtain it, or things made from it.
  3. Praise! Your god saw what they had made and it was good. You should probably compliment it.
  4. Pity! Your heart goes out, it really does. Truly is this object low, and worthy of your sympathy and/or spite. Play it by ear.
  5. Unclean! Avoid this! To touch it is to degrade yourself before your lord.
  6. Destroy! Your god does not tolerate such evil. Cut this cancer from the world!
The more you roll this dice, the more convoluted your cleric's faith becomes!

Why stop at just ten? I'd go for at least twenty; it's a much better D&D number.


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