Chariots of Rubbish Part 3: Drives

ON TERRAIN

There's lots of different types of terrain. Some Drives are better at handling them then others. Here's five of the most common.

• Rough: Off road, over rocks, through bushes.
• Smooth: Beautiful roads baby!
• Soft: We're talking sand and mud and cotton candy. If a Drive has X/6 written here, that's their chance of getting stuck. Roll a d6 and get higher then X. Stuck cars skip their Movement Phase and need to roll next round not to get stuck again.
• Slippery: Ice, oil slicks, etc. Many cars need to make a CO check, or they lose control and skip their Movement Phase.
• Water: Lakes, rivers, maybe even magma. Some things can fly over them, everyone else sinks.

ON FLYING

This is a d30 table, but there are 36 results. The last six are all true flyers; they can control their elevation, unlike the hover Drives. I prefer to use them by themselves in aerial races. If you feel like mixing the two, I would invent separate, high elevation terrains and hazards for them to deal with. To roll across the whole table, roll a d6 to determine the type and another d6 to select a drive from that type.

#	Name	Special	Rough	Smooth	Soft	Slippery	Water	CO	AC	RA	ST
1	Liquid Metal Cushion	Has a T-1000 spike thing going on. R: AC P, A: 1, D: 2.			-2 AC		No	1	0	0	3
2	Giant Drill: Land Boat!	Leaves Rough terrain behind it.			+1 AC		No	-2	0	3	1
3	Tank Treads				-1 AC, 1/6	CO	No	-1	0	1	2
4	Concrete Rollers	Leaves Flat terrain behind it.		+1 AC	No	CO	No	-2	0	2	2
5	Carried By Little Robots		-1 AC	+1 AC	No	CO	No	1	1	0	0
6	Mouse Ball Writ Large		-1 AC	+1 AC	No	CO	No	2	1	0	0
#	Name	Special	Rough	Smooth	Soft	Slippery	Water	CO	AC	RA	ST
7	Inline Cycle Wheels		-1 AC	+1 AC	-1 AC, 3/6	CO	No	2	2	0	-1
8	Two Huge Side Wheels		-1 AC	+1 AC	-1 AC, 3/6	CO	No	0	1	0	2
9	Trike! Two in front, huge one in back.*		-1 AC	+1 AC	-1 AC, 3/6	CO	No	1	2	0	0
10	Monster Truck Wheels			+1 AC	-1 AC, 2/6	CO	No	0	1	1	1
11	Six Wheel Drive		-1 AC	+1 AC	-1 AC, 2/6	CO	No	1	1	0	1
12	Just A Ton Of Tires, All Different Sizes		-1 AC	+1 AC	-1 AC, 2/6	CO	No	0	2	0	1
#	Name	Special	Rough	Smooth	Soft	Slippery	Water	CO	AC	RA	ST
13	100s Of Centipede Legs w/ Wheels			+1 AC	-2 AC	CO	No	1	0	0	1
14	Twelve Tentacle Legs	Can roll into wheels. Grappling always succeeds.		+1 AC	-2 AC	CO	No	2	0	0	0
15	Eight Spider Legs	Can crawl on walls and ceilings.			-2 AC	CO	No	2	0	0	0
16	Four Lion Legs	CLAWS! You don't GET REKT while Ramming!			-2 AC	CO	No	1	1	0	0
17	Two Chicken Legs	When you fail a CO, you also trip: lose your next Movement Phase.			-2 AC	CO	No	2	0	1	2
18	T Rex Mounted/Pulled	Instead of ramming it eats a guy. Ignores GET REKT if it makes no sense.			-2 AC	CO	No	0	0	-	2
#	Name	Special	Rough	Smooth	Soft	Slippery	Water	CO	AC	RA	ST
20	Sled, Mecha-Wolf Dog Team				-2 AC	CO	No	0	1	0	1
19	Sled, Super Heated	Melts ground underneath: Leaves D: 2 Dangerous Terrain behind it.				+1 AC	No	-2	0	2	2
21	Sled, Controlled Explosions	Roll 1d4 every round for X. If you Block someone, they GET REKT, D: X.			1/6		No	X	X	0	3
22	Sled, Jet Engine		-1 AC		-1 AC, 1/6		No	-4	4	0	2
23	Sled, Three Bolted On Wings		-1 AC		-1 AC, 1/6			0	2	0	0
24	Sled, Astral Sails	If magic happens behind you, +1 AC, if it's in front of you -1 AC.**	-1 AC					-1	1	0	2
#	Name	Special	Rough	Smooth	Soft	Slippery	Water	CO	AC	RA	ST
25	Hovercraft, Everglade Propellers	You receive -3 Ramming Damage.	No					-1	2	0	0
26	Ekranoplan Engine Wings	For -3 AC, you can fly.	-2 AC					-1	3	0	-1
27	Sorcerer on Mad Max Prisoner Pole	Survive 5/6 due to potent magic.						2	1	-	0
28	Anti-Grav Engine	You can Ram by dropping on the enemy. You take no damage.						0	0	0	1
29	Mini Hover Jets							1	2	0	0
30	Pod Racer Engines							-2	3	0	0
#	Name	Special	Rough	Smooth	___Soft___	Slippery	Water	CO	AC	RA	ST
31	Dragon Fly Wings							1	2	0	-2
32	Flettner Motors (Google It)							0	2	0	-1
33	Four Bolted On Wings							-1	3	0	0
34	Helicopter Propellers							2	2	-1	-2
35	Lifting Body							-3	4	0	0
36	Dozens of Flappy Wings	Like that battleship thing in Howl's Moving Castle.						0	1	0	0

*Wanna stay classy? Regular tires have the same exact stats.

**Persistent events, like spells or demons, count every round.