Chariots of Rubbish Part 2: Frames

ON BUILDING YOUR RIDE

In Chariots Of Rubbish, the Vehicles are C2ARS!*

They have five stats each.

CREW is how many dudes you can fit in the car.

CONTROL is how well you can avoid stuff.

ACCELERATION is how fast you can push it.

RAMMING  is how much it hurts if you hit someone.

STABILITY is how unlikely it is to explode.

When making a stat check, you roll 1d10 and add your stat. If there's no target number or opposed roll to beat, you have to get 6 or higher.

If you're looking to run a one shot race, have everyone roll once on Frames, Drives, Extras, and Weapons; roll on Racers and Mooks as needed. Add up your stats, write down your special abilities, and you're done!

If you're running a campaign where players keep their cars and improve them between races, invent a Racer and roll a Frame and a Drive. All that other stuff is what you get from looting, scavenging, and winning.

A final note on creating cars: I don't give the player any options. I prefer the game to be about stupid fun instead of min maxing. That said, if a player HATES what she got, I'll give her a reroll. Again, stupid fun.

*Would you believe me if I told you that the stats just HAPPENED to spell out CARS? I shit you not.

ON THE FACT THAT I INCLUDED MODEL NUMBERS WITH EVERYTHING

That's mostly so you can google this stuff. For fluff purposes, feel free to ignore them utterly.

#	Name	Special	CR	CO	AC	RA	ST
1	Surf Board		0	4	2	0	-2
2	Roman Chariot		1	3	2	0	-2
3	Ceremonial Golden Howdah	Animals fear you. They remember their oppression.	2	1	2	0	-2
4	Steam Punk Motorcycle	Losing ST makes a -2 A steam cloud. Affects you too.	0	3	2	0	-1
5	Corvus Pattern Power Armor	You're immune to SHOOT and MELEE. Possessed by demon with omnicidal urges.	0	2	2	2	2
6	Innovative 225 Dragster	How odd! The thing you need is under the seat.	0	1	2	1	-1
#	Name	Special	CR	CO	AC	RA	ST
7	Sand Rail		1	2	1	1	-1
8	Sopwith Camel Fuselage		0	3	1	1	-1
9	X-34 Land Speeder		1	1	1	2	-1
10	Enormous Haunted Skull		2	0	1	3	0
11	Doc Brown's DeLorean	Once, go into future. Skip this round. Leave flame tracks: R: AC + d10 P, A: 5, D: 2.	2	1	1	2	0
12	HEAT-1X One Man Rocket	Activate the engine and it's AC 20 this round. You'll also auto fail any CO checks.	0	0	1	1	1
#	Name	Special	CR	CO	AC	RA	ST
13	Pink Rolls Royce Phantom II	The crowd LOVES you! Use them as one free Trick.	2	1	0	2	0
14	Eurocopter HH-65 Dolphin	No rotor, so it can't fly.	2	2	0	1	0
15	Lockheed P-38 Lightning, sans wings	It has working radar. You ignore camouflage, invisibility, and darkness.	0	2	0	1	0
16	T-47 Snowspeeder		1	1	0	2	1
17	Sherpina CW 25.35 Crane	Upgrade your Grapple to R: 0 S, A: 4.	0	0	0	2	1
18	Colonial Viper Space Fighter		0	1	0	2	1
#	Name	Special	CR	CO	AC	RA	ST
19	Robo-Vishnu, controlled by cables against it's will	When you GET REKT, roll ST. Fail and it regains control of a limb. It's very angry.	1	2	-1	6	1
20	Seehund Midget Submarine	While inside, you cannot SHOOT, and no one can SHOOT you.	1	1	-1	2	1
21	Peterbilt 379x  Big Rig	Roll a new vehicle with a d20 frame. You're carrying it! Add CR together.	2	0	-1	3	2
22	Aztec Calendar Stone In Metal Frame	Sacrifice a heart to cast a spell! Cycles: jaguar, hurricane, fire, water, earthquake.	2	-1	-1	2	2
23	Sherman Tank, sans cannon	Swivel mount! Your weapon can shoot backwards too!	2	1	-1	3	2
24	Mad Cat Battlemech, sans legs	Comes with a second weapon. Roll two of 'em!	0	1	-1	2	2
#	Name	Special	CR	CO	AC	RA	ST
25	Sidewheeler Paddleboat		3	0	-2	2	1
26	The Iron Throne	Enemy boarders take a 2/6 MELEE hit.	1	-1	-2	4	3
27	HMAS Advance Patrol Boat		4	0	-2	3	2
28	The Devil's FEF-3 Train		3	-1	-2	4	2
29	Death Star Super Laser Tube	It's charged! You get ONE shot at R: Zone A: 8 D: 12. Hits an entire Sector.	2	-1	-2	3	1
30	Small Castle Tower		3	-1	-2	3	3

ON PAINT JOBS

Your ride was made in a junkyard, so the assumption is that everything looks like it's made of scratched, beaten and rusted steel. But maybe your crew had the time to pimp your ride? Sure, why the hell not. Describe your paintjob to your heart's content! Here's a few examples.

1. Hot Rod Flames
2. Tasteful Racing Stripes
3. Demonic Runes and Math Formulas
4. Canadian Flag
5. Orthodox Saints Everywhere
6. Hello Kitty

7. Starry Night
8. Mural of a Psychedelic Wizard Fight
9. Skulls On Everything
10. Dragons All Over

11. Gradually Shifts Through The Rainbow Like A Shitty Gif
12. Made Out Of Wood
13. Nega-Paint Job: You're a black whole in reality.

14. Jingle Truck
15. Dekatora Lightshow

16. All The Joints Bleed Continuously

17. Covered In Fresh Picked Flowers
18. Covered In White Fur
19. Shaped Like A Terrible Monster
20. Enormous Top Hat Welded On